I can’t call it useless…

Because that’s my co-blogger’s gig. The “Useless Internet Item of the the Week”, that he posts… about once a month….

Even still, I can’t call it that. In truth, I’m not sure what the hell to call. it. A sick joke? A disturbing look into what the future holds? How about a sign of what the hell is wrong with the world these days?

Seriously. We got “Rubber Ducky” and “One of these Things is not Like the Other” back in the day. Today? Kids get “‘I’ve Got the Clap“. Pardon the profanity but…

What. The. Fuck???

Seriously. Maybe it’s a sick joke. Maybe it got greenlit by people who never got out much when they were kids (And likely still don’t). But once upon a time, “I’ve got the clap” meant something ENTIRELY different. And it wasn’t anything you wanted you OR your kids to get. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to tell some damned kids to get off my lawn.

Later Folks
-Beer

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One response to “I can’t call it useless…

  1. Well..they’re no Wiggles, that’s for sure.

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